Okay, my turn.
This is not a joke though!
Around 2014 or something I had stepped into the garden with someone.
"So, what are you doing, and are you living together, married maybe?" I asked her.
"No, I am single." she answered.
"Oh! I am single too!" I replied enthusiastically.
She stared in massive surprise. "No you're not." she said.
I was perplexed, then realised I was so, so ready to finally end my doomed relationship 😹