Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Officer: Eye Color?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
Officer: Hair Color?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now? I can’t remember.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants or maybe a skirt or shorts. I’m not really sure.
Officer: What kind of car did she take?
Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14” apes, stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Clock Werks windshield, JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars…
At this point the husband starts choking up.
Officer: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your motorcycle!