@loribmt
Okay it's payback time.

1. why are there no knock knock jokes about America

Because freedom ring

2. What kind of tea did the American colonists want

Liber-tea

3. What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck.

One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill

4. what did the colonist wear to the Boston tea party

T-shirts

5. What was George Washington’s favorite tree.

Infantry

6. What would you get if you cross the George Washington with cattle feed.

The fodder of our country

7. What was the most popular dance of 1776

indepen-dance

8. What do you call an American painting.

Yankee doodle

9. If you cross the parrot with a curly haired dog what would you get.

Yankee poodle

10. Why does it fired get to enjoy your day off on the Fourth of July.

Because fire works

Sorry about that Lori but you know you had it coming!!
Jake