2 young brothers, Jimmy and Billy, were talking in their room one morning and the older brother said "You know, Billy, I think we're old enough to swear now." Billy agreed so they went down to breakfast and the mom asked Jimmy what he would like for breakfast and Jimmy said, "Oh, Hell, I think I'll have cornflakes". "WHAT?" the mother shouted. "Don't you ever say that again. Now go to your room!" and she swatted him on the butt as he went crying to his room.
When she asked Billy what he would like he sniveled "You can be damn sure it won't be cornflakes".