I told you good jokes are getting hard to come by. Here's another example.

It's early evening a man goes into a small local bar and sits down toward the end of the bat counter. The bar is empty only the bartender is there. The man who is well dressed asks for a beer. He takes a few sips and hears a voice say, “Nice suit”. He ignores it. a few more minutes pass and he hears “Great Tie” still no one there. The Man calls the Bartender over and asks about the voices. Oh, the Tender says those are the peanuts, they’re complimentary.
Jake