You are absolutely not crazy I'm having the same kind of trouble very clean shower and bathe all the time our family notices there just to scared to tell us this is very depressing it's no need to talk to people that don't have the same problem because they just think your dirty and have not showered in a long time this problem has slowed my life down as well I'm in the process of finding my miracle doctor if I do I'll let you no for the time being try chlorophyll for a lot of others it works!