Prince Charles takes Camilla out for a ride on his combine harvester one day. Camilla had been bored so he thought this would entertain her.

Up and down the fields they rumbled until there was a slight bump and a squishy, slicey sort of noise from beneath them. Camilla looked behind her and, to her utter horror, she saw that they had just run over four of the Queen’s Corgis. The combine harvester had sliced up the poor creatures and strewn their body parts all over the field.

Prince Charles panicked. There was enough trouble in the household already and he didn’t want what happened with Prince Andrew and Megan to happen to them too.

Prince Charles says to Camilla, “Hurry. Help me pick up all the bits. Stuff them randomly in the bushes and such. We can say foxes got them.”.

When they had set about collecting all the body parts, Prince Charles notices something shiny in a nearby bush. It is a Magic Lantern.

He gives the Magic Lantern a rub and, lo, out pops a Genie.

“It’s my day off,”, says the Genie, “but seeing as it is you, Prince Charles, I will grant you just ONE wish”.

“Oh, thank the stars!” exclaims Prince Charles, “I wish you to repair the Corgis and restore them to life.”

The Genie, looking concerned, says to Charles “Sadly, bringing your poor Corgis back into a fit state and reviving them is beyond my power. I regret that there are some things that even the most powerful of genies cannot do. ”.

So Charles resigns himself to losing the Queen’s Corgis, but then he remembers that he still has that one wish.

“Alright then,” say Prince Charles, “If you can’t revived the Corgis, then I wish you to make Camilla beautiful and desirable to all men!”

The Genie says “Hmm. About those Corgis…”