This is a little anecdote from my recent trip to Mayo-Rochester. Not a joke but it brought a few chuckles so I thought I’d share it here.

I left the hotel with a pillow. It was too wonderful to leave behind! I couldn't break up the love affair between the two of us. So I went to the desk to see how I could make an honest woman out of myself and continue my love affair. 😂
I told another friend I loved that pillow so much I would have bought it dinner. After all, we spent two amazing nights in bed together.

Someone else told me to just take the pillow but I’m not a thief and knew if I took it without paying, I’d never have a restful night again on that purloined pillow. I was able to make the purchase and realize that $$ can buy love. Zzzzzzzzz