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Replies to "@sueinmn I have an answer to that but I'm already in enough hot water. However, I..."
Nah! I was just messing with you. Let's just try to hit a balance, okay?
Sue
@jakedduck1
Equal time to both genders however there are other jokes out there that don’t poke fun at men and women. Since you asked here are a few (gentle)male jokes
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Why did God create man before women?
Because you are always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Men are alike government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent man?
Bigfoot’s been spotted several times.
Why don’t men make ice cubes?
They don’t know the recipe.
What does the smart guy to do at the M&M factory?
Proof read.
That’s all folks (Porky Pig) I got a million of ‘em ( Jimmy Durante)
FL Mary