Or maybe people of the female persuasion have better sense than to "poke the hive"?

Here's a favorite in our family:
Why does it take a woman to find the thing a man is looking for - even when it's right where it belongs?
Only people who have (or had) a uterus have the magical power to find things.

My poor daughter lives in a houseful of males. Even the pets. She is destined to spend the rest of her life finding their stuff!