I've heard some people are really going crazy from
isolation. I'm glad I'm not one of those.
I've just been talking about this with the microwave
and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us
agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as
she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold
and distant.
The sink just said everything is going down the drain.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said
everything will be fine, the situation isn't that pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me
to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion
and it didn't say anything, but the door knob told me
to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and then.
The curtains told me to pull myself together!