A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take
it out for a spin. As he's driving, he starts speeding
down the road that he's driving. He suddenly notices a
police car is behind him with his lights flashing and
siren wailing. The man floors he gas petal and takes off.
A few moments in the speedy chase the man thinks,
"What the hell am I doing? This isn't worth going to jail!"
He pulls over and the cop approaches the car.
"Listen, we both know that you were speeding. My shift
is over in 5 minutes and if I write you a ticket, there's
going to be paperwork that I don't want to do. If you can give me one good reason as to why you're
speeding, I'll let you go."
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Well officer, just
recently my wife decided to run off with a police officer
and when you were chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back!"