Two nuns in full habits decided to take a shortcut through an alley on the way back to the convent after a day of volunteer work at the homeless shelter, only to be assailed by a would be robber. “Give me your money” he demanded. The older of the two nuns almost laughed out loud at the thug and said, “Sir, we are NUNS. We don’t have money and we certainly don’t carry money on our person. “I don’t believe you,” the thug said, and proceeded to frisk her thoroughly. When he finished, the nun said, I TOLD you we have no money, but if you do that again, I’ll write you a check.”