How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Not mine but it did make me laugh...

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

Oooooo….. but funny ish 😂. Oh no I’m still smiling and thinking how cute it was!

@johnbishop. Hahaha, John. It took me a minute... good one!

🤣 Took me longer than a minute - read it three times before I put the first name of the sister with the last name.

@johnbishop. LOL. Me too, John. Me too.

My living room of friends is rolling on the floor! Great line!

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years…

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.

She says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?"

He replies "Ten years" and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.

She then asks, "Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?"

He replies "Again, 10 years" and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.

She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, "Now tell me....how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

"My god" he replies. "Don't tell me you've got a playstation in there!"

😂

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?"

she asked. "I am waiting for your son to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you are naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you are naked."Your son loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy too."

The mother-in-law on her way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited for her husband, lying on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"I think it needs ironing," he says.

A woman died and found herself standing outside the

Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is?

It's so beautiful.

Did I really make it to heaven?"

To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the

Gates to Heaven.

But you must do one more thing before you can enter."

The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what

she must do to pass through the gates.

"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.

"What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."

The woman promptly replied,

"Then the word I will spell is love. L-o-v-e."

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made

it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place

at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break.

"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone

comes while you are gone?"

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman simply

have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as

she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching

the beautiful angels soaring around her, when low and behold,

a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband.

"What happened?" she cried,

"Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said,

"I was so upset when I left your funeral, I was in an accident.

And now I am here?

Did I really make it to Heaven?"

To which the woman replied, "Not yet.

You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia