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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Aug 19, 2021

My best friends wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk, but she never came back.
I asked him how he was coping. “Not too bad” he said. “I’ve been using some of that powdered stuff.”

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 19, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "My best friends wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk,..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

My best friends wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk, but she never came back.
I asked him how he was coping. “Not too bad” he said. “I’ve been using some of that powdered stuff.”

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🤣😂🤣

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 19, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a spade and a club.

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You’re on a winning streak today with these jokes!

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happy2bhere | @happy2bhear | Aug 19, 2021

I spent decades in Beverly Hills -- here's my joke I hope everyone enjoys.
A lovely older couple is driving in their Rolls Royce to dinner. Well dressed, and comfortable with each other.
The husband looks thoughtfully at his wife and says, you know we are truly blessed to have had such a wonderful life together.
She nods in agreement.
He goes on. I wonder though, if I lost everything would you still love me.
His wife doesn't even flinch, she says to him - Of course I would still love you.... I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.

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happy2bhere | @happy2bhear | Aug 19, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "@sueinmn “In his mind, couples should have similar hair,” Good luck finding a bald wife Jake" + (show)
@jakedduck1

@sueinmn
“In his mind, couples should have similar hair,”
Good luck finding a bald wife
Jake

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HEY!!! I resemble that remark!.... head over to oncology and he can have his choice!

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happy2bhere | @happy2bhear | Aug 19, 2021
In reply to @Erinmfs "@gingerw I think that was my problem with just the pulse oximetry on my finger. I..." + (show)
@Erinmfs

@gingerw I think that was my problem with just the pulse oximetry on my finger. I couldn't get comfortable with the wires and the little transmitter recorder box. I can't sleep on my back either! I watched my finger with the clip on it for hours, I may have slept for 2 hours that night in Rochester. When I had my consultation regarding the outcome of the test, I balked at the results, as I was awake most of the time. If i'm was going to continue with the possiblility of sleep apnea, I wanted to redo that test for reasonable results.

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I don't think any of you guys have sleep apnea. If you did it wouldn't matter if you were on a bed of nails, you'd fall asleep right away. Wake yourself up several times, but you'd be so tired it wouldn't matter if tv were blasting. So there's my answer for the two cents it's worth.

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thumperguy | @thumperguy | Aug 19, 2021
In reply to @happy2bhear "I spent decades in Beverly Hills -- here's my joke I hope everyone enjoys. A lovely..." + (show)
@happy2bhear

I spent decades in Beverly Hills -- here's my joke I hope everyone enjoys.
A lovely older couple is driving in their Rolls Royce to dinner. Well dressed, and comfortable with each other.
The husband looks thoughtfully at his wife and says, you know we are truly blessed to have had such a wonderful life together.
She nods in agreement.
He goes on. I wonder though, if I lost everything would you still love me.
His wife doesn't even flinch, she says to him - Of course I would still love you.... I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.

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This one probably came over on the Mayflower. Still a favorite. “Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 19, 2021
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@thumperguy

This one probably came over on the Mayflower. Still a favorite. “Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?

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😂 Thumperguy, so old that Noah told that one on the Ark!

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Merry, Alumni Mentor | @merpreb | Aug 20, 2021
In reply to @happy2bhear "I spent decades in Beverly Hills -- here's my joke I hope everyone enjoys. A lovely..." + (show)
@happy2bhear

I spent decades in Beverly Hills -- here's my joke I hope everyone enjoys.
A lovely older couple is driving in their Rolls Royce to dinner. Well dressed, and comfortable with each other.
The husband looks thoughtfully at his wife and says, you know we are truly blessed to have had such a wonderful life together.
She nods in agreement.
He goes on. I wonder though, if I lost everything would you still love me.
His wife doesn't even flinch, she says to him - Of course I would still love you.... I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.

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haha

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