@imallears
I probably should set 2 timers one for my food the other to turn off the oven. More than likely I’d forget why the 2nd timer was going off but a good thought.
If I had burned down the kitchen misson accomplished but I couldn’t be that lucky.
But the solution is simple, I’ll make the sacrifices to not cook and you can send me all my meals, nothing funny though and no disguising something weird. Simple solution dont you think. The beauty of the plan is we both get what we want. I loath cooking and you love it. Although sometimes I wonder if you cook or experiment. Occasionally you remind me of Dr. Frankenstein but I must admit even if you are a mad scientist your results are better.
So, I should expect my shipment when? And don’t forget dessert. Now that would be the unpardonable sin.
By the way my steak turned out to be perfectly cooked and was scrumptious, I delighted in every bite. My sweet potato was absolutely divine. I enjoyed it even more knowing I wasn’t supposed to have it and my lima beans were, well, they were the required vegetable, what can you say about a vegetable.
I savored my lunch. Quite a change from my usual sandwich or cremated remains Im usually left to choke down.
Better wind this up so you can go scavage up a fresh road kill or some snails, grubs, and worms and the like for lunch.
Bon appétit,
Jake