@jakedduck1
You have dust mites as friends? Actually there is a crust dust solution to soggy pie crusts if you ever feel so inclined. You sprinkle a mixture of flour and sugar in the bottom of a pie crust before adding the ingredients. I always did this to apple pie.

My dad would never wash the car...he said the dirty windshield cut down on the sun’s glare. He eventually hired a live in housekeeper/cook/aide after my mom died....he used a wheelchair or scooter due to a stroke. She was an amazing cook.

Am I wrong or do you seem to have an abundance of lady friends who cook for you....you sly dog you😏

FL Mary