New At Home Covid-19 Test:
Pour a large glass of wine.
Sniff it.
If you cannot smell wine you may have Covid-19.
Taste it.
If you cannot taste wine you may have Covid-19.
If you smell and taste wine, CONGRATS! You do not have Covid-19!
Celebrate by finishing the glass of wine.

I tested myself 17 times last night and it was negative every time!

I woke up this morning with a headache and blurry eyes.
I will have to test myself again tonight, just to be sure.