A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was attracted but made no move to approach her.
Suddenly the woman sneezed, whereupon her glass eye popped out and flew across the room.
With lightening quick reflexes the man reached out and snatched the eye out of the air as it sailed past his table.
When he returned it to her she gratefully popped back in place and offered to purchase his meal for his trouble.
He replied that it was no trouble, but he would accept her invitation of dinner.
They had a great meal and enjoyed each other's company. Following dinner they went to the theater and then had drinks. They spent the evening laughing, talking and sharing their dreams. They each listened intently when the other was speaking.
At the end of the evening the redhead invited the man over to her apartment for a nightcap and to spend the night, which invitation he again accepted.
In the morning she made a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
He was amazed and said, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied,

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"You just happened to catch my eye."