Two days ago my teacher asked what our favorite animal is. I told her mine was fried chicken. She said I wasn't funny. I wasn't trying to be funny and I don't know why she said that; because everyone laughed. And fried chicken really is my favorite. Anyway, she sent me to the principal's office. I don't know why, my parent's always told me to tell the truth. The principal asked me what happened and I told him. He laughed too, but told me not to do it again. I was getting confused about being honest and not telling the teacher my favorite animal.
Yesterday my teacher asked what our favorite LIVE animal is. I told her chicken. Then she asked why and I said because it could be made into fried chicken. Again, everyone laughed but she said I still wasn't funny and sent be back to the principal's office. It was a repeat of the day before. I left the principal's office even more confused about how to tell the truth but not say certain things.
Today my teacher asked us who our favorite military leader is. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now?