I have a joke, well not a joke, a funny true story.......
I was 4 years old when my Dad graduated college. Of course both my Mom and I were there and as we were waiting for my Dad, I noticed him in his navy blue cap and gown. I took off running and shouted, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, grabbed him around his legs, looked up and screeched “”you’re not my Daddy””!!!

Kathi