Well, I'm new here, so I don't have the time to go through all 15 pages. I hope hard of hearing jokes are OK, and I hope this one hasn't made it in the thread yet.

A guy goes to the ENT and gets new, state-of-the-art, hearing aids. They are a real breakthrough in technology and cost a small fortune.

He goes back to the ENT a week later to get them adjusted and the doc asks him, "How do you like them?"

The patient answers, "They're great, I can hear every word everybody says!"

So the doc continues, "I'll bet your family is excited about this too."

The patient responds, "I haven't told them yet, but I've changed my will three times."

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Bob