Not exactly a belly laugh but.......

A man wants a pet

A man wants a pet. So he visits his local pet shop and inquires .

Man: “I want an obedient pet. One that would do anything I ask of it no matter what”.
The store clerk: “I know exactly what you need”.

The clerk steps out back for a few minutes and returns with a tiny box containing a centipede.

Man: “A centipede, really?”
Clerk: “Yes, trust me”
Man: “Sold!”

The man takes his new pet back home and immediately starts giving orders.

Man: “I am going to go cook in the kitchen. I would like you to clean this entire living room. Make it spic and span.”

After the man finished cooking and eating, he returns to his living in the most well-kept state it has ever been. Dusting, organizing, and everything in between was taken care of. He is amazed.

Man: “Okay, that was really cool. Now I want you to do the same for the kitchen”

After relaxing on the couch, he checks on the kitchen to find it in a perfect state of cleanliness as well. He just couldn’t believe how amazing this centipede was.

One Sunday morning, he tasks the centipede to go out and get the newspaper. The centipede steps outside to fetch it.

10 minutes go by...
30 minutes...
1 hour...

Impatient and confused, the man steps outside to see the centipede still at the front of the door with no newspaper

Man: “Where’s my newspaper?! It’s been an hour!!”
Centipede: “I AM STILL PUTTING MY SHOES ON!!!”