In my opinion these aren’t really funny, they are facts.

I have a passion for not cooking.

My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food

My favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS.

The most beautiful words other than I love you. “NO COOKING, CLEANING OR LAUNDRY TODAY”

Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does the cooking.

This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.

I LOVE THIS ONE - I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.

No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize. NOTE FROM ME, Everything I cook comes with an apology-That’s the main ingredient.

Jake