Wife-honey can you help me clean the garden
husband-do I look like a gardener
Wife-OK how about fixing the bathroom door husband-do I look like a carpenter Then the husband walks out he comes back and he finds the garden clean and the bathroom door has been fixed. See I knew you could do these things without my help.
Wife-I didn’t do it, John our neighbor did
husband-how much did you pay him
No money, he gave me two options bread or sex
husband- I hope you gave him bread
wife- do I look like a baker?
Jake