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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely." "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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Just goes to show you how smart women are! Thanks for the smile.

A man and a woman were killed in an accident on the way to their wedding. When St. Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates they tell him that they love each other so very, very much and they would still like to get married. St. Peter says, "Let me see what I can do." He leaves them standing at the Pearly Gates. Peter is gone for a very long time. As they wait for his return, they continue to talk. "We love each other very much and want to get get married, but what would happen if we didn't get along with each other. Would we be allowed to get a divorce?" When St. Peter finally returned, they asked him. Peter was exasperated and said, "It took me 3 months to find a priest in heaven. Do you know how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"