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A man and a woman were killed in an accident on the way to their wedding. When St. Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates they tell him that they love each other so very, very much and they would still like to get married. St. Peter says, "Let me see what I can do." He leaves them standing at the Pearly Gates. Peter is gone for a very long time. As they wait for his return, they continue to talk. "We love each other very much and want to get get married, but what would happen if we didn't get along with each other. Would we be allowed to get a divorce?" When St. Peter finally returned, they asked him. Peter was exasperated and said, "It took me 3 months to find a priest in heaven. Do you know how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"
Just goes to show you how smart women are! Thanks for the smile.