Little Steve was rather outspoken, so his mother talked to him before her ladies group came over to make sure he did not say anything inappropriate. She reviewed things not to talk about like being fat, eating too much, eating with their mouth open, being ugly or homely, etc. When the ladies arrived Steve was the model of tact, but fidgety. He kept going to the door and looking out the window. Finally his mother asked him what he was looking at and he responded, "Nothing" but kept checking the door and window. Finally his mother asked him why he kept going to the door and looking out the window. he responded, "I'm looking for those clowns you said were coming over today."
Lesson: Never say anything in front of your children that you do not want them to repeat!