Ole is attending a marriage seminar at the Lutheran church down the street. The pastor says, "Ole, you've been married a long time."

"Ya," says Ole. "Coming up on 50 years!"

The pastor asks, "What do you credit your long marriage to?"

Ole says, "I like to surprise Lena from time to time."

"Can you give us an example? " asks the pastor.

"Well," says Ole, "for our 25th anniversary, I brought Lena to the old country to visit family."

"Oh," said the pastor. "And do you have a surprise for her for your 50th anniversary? "

"Ya," says Ole. "I think I'll go back and get her."