How about some Puns

1. About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

2. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

3. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

4. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

5. "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

6. My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.