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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

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Cooking for a small household is an exercise in bad math. You cook a meal, and you end up with that awkward amount of leftovers. It’s not enough to be a second meal, but it’s too much to throw away. So you put it in a Tupperware container. You seal it up, you put it in the back of the fridge, and you whisper a little lie to yourself: "I'll eat that for lunch tomorrow." No, you won't. You just built a tiny plastic coffin for three tablespoons of pasta, and you’re going to let it grow a fur coat for two weeks until it’s legally old enough to throw itself out.

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@triciaot My parents, God love 'em, grew up in the Depression and would not throw away food.
Going through their refrigerator was an exercise in food archeology.
An aluminum-foil-wrapped hot dog old enough to vote. The heels of a loaf of bread dried out enough to be roof shingles. A nearly-empty jar of jelly of undecipherable content.

A gastronomic haunted house.

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Or, you put it in the freezer and wait for it to get freezer burn. Then you throw it away.