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Sung to the tune of "Yesterday" & other PC lyrics
ADT
All my troubles seem because of thee
I've grown moobs and can't control my pee
How can I believe in ADT?
Suddenly
I’m not half the man I used to be
My body hair has fallen off of me
And now they’ve added Xtandi
Why I got PC I don’t know it’s hard to say
I did nothing wrong now I long for yesterday
ADT
What a nasty kind of therapy
All because I have advanced PC
How can I believe in ADT?
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BRAVOOOO !!!
ENCORE !!! : )))) lol
PS: One can really appreciate it if really "singing" with actual tune lol - well done @bluegill , ha ha
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1 Reaction😄 All true. This stuff's rough.
But thanks to ADT (and Apalutamide, MDT, and PDRT), 5 years after a stage-4b diagnosis I still get to sing "The Sun's Gonna Shine Tomorrow."
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4 ReactionsDid someone say “parody?”
(Ukelele strum)
(In falsetto)
Tiptoe to the toilet,
In the moonlight that’s me you’ll see as I
Tiptoe to the toilet to pee.
Grasp my member and uncoil it,
Hoping for a steady stream, I’ll
Tiptoe to the toilet to peee-eee!
That’s just a taste, I have a million of ‘em!
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4 ReactionsWe could publish an entire PC songbook
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2 ReactionsI think of Edgar Allen Poe, when I read your parody- it’s really informative and makes us smile. You missed your calling.
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1 ReactionI added a verse to Cat Stevens’ Moonshadow:
If my orgasms all go dry
I won’t be sad or wonder why
No if my orgasms all go dry
I won’t have to sleep in the wet spot no more
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1 ReactionLove it. You’ve exceeded all my attempts to do this very same thing. Bravo!!!
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1 ReactionWith apologies to Tom Petty and his song Change of Heart:
Well I drank too much,
And I drank it too fast,
Then I peed a bunch
Now the time has passed.
I used a lighter pad,
It was all I had around.
I think my wiener might drown.
I need a change,
I need a change of pants.
Said, I need a change.
My pad’s soaked all the way through (I need a change)
Top, bottom, both sides too (I need a change)
I need a change of pants.
I feel better now,
I got a new pad in.
Think I’ll head into town.
Uh-oh, I better think again.
It started as a drip,
My wang’s done lost its grip,
Now here we go-oh.
I need a change,
I need a change of pants.
Said, I need a change.
My pad’s soaked all the way through (I need a change)
Top, bottom, both sides too (I need a change)
I need a change of pants.