I keep asking my Chiropractor to update the portrait in the room. I tired of seeing the same old guy. I know it is really a mirror.

I remember when movies were 10 cents to get in and a coke was a nickel (1946)!

A salesman was driving on a country road and as he passed a farm, he saw a pig with a wooden leg. He pulled into the farm. He went to the farmer and asked, "Why does that pig have a wooden leg." The replied, "Awhile back we had a fire in one of barns and set the house on fire as well, his noise woke us up and saved our lives." "Okay, but why the wooden leg?" "Well, a pig like that, you can't kill and eat. But we needed a ham roast.