Uh-oh, I’m in the habit of eating a dozen eggs a week (3 scrambled eggs Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and one weekend day).

I suppose I should cut that back a little, but that was to replace my usual weekday breakfast of a small bowl of cereal (Cheerios, Wheaties, or Grape-Nuts) until my PCP blasted me for that (“There is no such thing as healthy breakfast cereal! They’re as bad as soda!”)

Hmmmm, where’s my third-stringer… “Yogurt! You’re up! Now get in there!”