@fritzo - the prune juice shopping is just gearing you up for going through the checkout with your Depends.
I live in a small town, and I do all the shopping and cooking, so I’m on a first-name basis with nearly all the workers in the two local grocery stores I frequent.
A few weeks after my catheter came out, my wife happened to be accompanying me on a short shopping trip, and I grabbed two big bags of briefs that were on sale.
I went through the self-checkout, and of course you can’t bag those things up, so I had one in each hand.
Wouldn’t you know, my favorite checkout person was working the kiosks that day, so I just *had* to stop for a little chat.
MrsTurt couldn’t believe how casually I stood there, big pack of incontinence briefs in each hand, talking about the weather and how the checkout lady’s dog was doing and what the weekend plans were. 😆
@turtbean Ah, yes, life phases! Hope to reach your status of casual acceptance.
Funny check-out story from my wife: Her two brothers did a late night run so that one of their wives could finish baking. As they stood in the check-out line, they realized it might look a little compromising as they stood there together with their bananas and crisco on the checkout counter. Provided a good laugh.