@jakedduck1
Unless you are a holy object, which I doubt Jake, you are not a relic. You are not even just plain “up in years” I will be 85 this month and I don’t consider myself a relic, old, slow, old fashioned or any other term that can be used. I am still dancing around, active and involved.
You are witty and involved and you sound like fun.

Go forth and dazzle you sweet tooth young thing.

FL Mary