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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
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5 Reactions…From my daddy when I was little…
(I’m now 70 and still remember lol)
“Of all the fishes in the sea
I wish I was a bass
They climb up to the tops of trees
And slide down on their hands and knees!”
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1 ReactionWhat do you need to know to be an auctioneer?
Lots!
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What's the difference between bird flu & swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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2 ReactionsSometimes, perhaps more than I know when to comment; some minor matter becomes a huge challenge for me
I’ve decided to tell the joke part of this post first and if I get “ blessed “ with wisdom I can fill in the blanks with a well explained finish. Okay, joke part now:
Parents go to a well Renowned child psychologist to inquire about their twin sons. One seem to be a total optimist and the other a total pessimist. The doctor suggested taking the pessimist and put him in a room with every imaginable toy that a child his age could want
Then take the Optimist and put him in a room filled with horse poop
To wait a week before opening the doors to both rooms after a week, they opened the room to the pessimist who had all of the most wonderful toys a child could want, and the child was crying, and he didn’t seem to touch or play with any of the toys So the parents asked the child “ why are you crying? The child replied that he didn’t deserve all of these wonderful toys because he didn’t do anything worthy of such wonderful gifts.
Well, there was one more child left to check on.
As the door opened to the second room the parents were hit by accident with flying poop being flung all around and the optimistic child having the most joyous time running around in and out of the poop. SHOCKED! By what they were witnessing, they asked the child why he seemed to be enjoying all of the horse poo??? The child responded with joy, glee, and sheer optimism : “ WITH ALL OF THIS POO EVERYWHERE; there MUST BE A PONY UNDER HERE SOMEWHERE!
The sceen ends with the Beatles singing, I dig a pony!
🤭😂😜😹🤣
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