How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Interested in more discussions like this? Go to the Just Want to Talk Support Group.

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Oct 1 9:02am

In reply to @kamama94 "When you're down by the sea And an eel bites your knee, That's a moray." + (show)

@kamama94 Love your puns sweet lady! Blessings....

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 2 9:01am

My father was born a conjoined twin but separated at birth so now I have an uncle once removed.

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Oct 2 2:05pm

Am I the only one that realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable?

Lucy was fired from the M & M Company for throwing away all of the W's.

Velcro, what a ripoff, right?

hardingv | @hardingv | Oct 3 12:26am

A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A REALIST sees a freight train.
... The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks
------------‐---------------
The bad news is, I accidentally took the wrong medication today.
The good news is, I'm now protected from heartworms and fleas for the next three months.
------------‐---------------
It's like my mom always told me ... "You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die."

seabright2001 | @seabright2001 | Oct 3 7:26am

Cable repair man was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him between 8 am and 1 pm.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | 6 days ago

Paleontologists just unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded! It was quite a shindig!

meryw | @meryw | 6 days ago

In reply to @seabright2001 "Cable repair man was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told..." + (show)

Excellent!

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | 5 days ago

Just told my kids I'm older than Google. They think I'm joking!

Scott R L | @scottrl | 5 days ago

A few months ago, I submitted a joke to a national TV show, Svengoolie.

Unknown to me, it was used in an episode this past May.
Here's the Facebook version.
They actually pronounced my name correctly!
https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=9149516335151338&vanity=therealsvengoolie