The Christmas season is coming up. I am considering finding him a position in "A Christmas Carol" as Jacob Marley, Scrooge's deceased partner. The one that visits him with the groaning, moaning and rattling chains. H would be perfect, all I have to do is get the chains for him to rattle.

Just kidding. That is the thought that sometimes runs through my mind as I deal with the incessant moaning and groaning, etc. and it makes me chuckle, which I need.