Speaking of ruts:
There were two dogs going
down a dirt road, there was a deep rut in the road, one of the dogs got caught in the rut. The other dog said “ come on let’s go”, the dog in the rut said “I can’t I’m stuck”. The first dog said “if you don’t come now I will leave you”! The second dog said “I can’t I’m stuck.” The first dog left him in the rut.
When the first dog returned the second dog was waiting on the side of the road. The first dog said “what happened I thought you were stuck. The second dog said “A TRUCK WAS COMING!”