One minute you are young and fun. Then the next, you are turning down the stereo in your car to see better!

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like "insufficient funds".

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

If you see a toilet in your dream....do not use it!

I don't know about ya'll, but I've got no more passwords left in me.