How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

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Small world, Kamama!
I stopped in for a round and a round at "The Mulberry Bush" the other day, meself.
Didn't see yer buddy, though.
😀

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If a cowboy is happy, does that make him a jolly rancher?

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I dont know, Kamama.

If Ray Liotta's happy, does that make him a jolly Good Fella?

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Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

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Old MacDonald's son joined the army. He is now E.I. G.I. Joe.

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My apathy is at an all time whatever.

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Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

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I did time with ROY G BIV for the pot-o-gold heist.

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My apathy is at an all time whatever.

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I'd like to say I know just how you feel, Shirley, but my empathy's in the same place as your apathy.

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Old MacDonald's son joined the army. He is now E.I. G.I. Joe.

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His daughter joined the Army, too, with a WAC WAC here and a WAC WAC there ...

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I finally figured out why it only takes me 5 minutes to walk from my house to the bar, but 45 minutes to walk back home.

The difference is staggering.

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A play-on-words walks into a bar with a gun, murders nine patrons, then turns the gun on himself .

Next day's headline:
"Pun in, ten dead".

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