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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
In reply to @kamama94 "Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?" + (show)
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Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?

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I dont know, but if I were you, I'd bend over backwards to get it back.
😀

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
In reply to @scottbeammeup "When you're feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective. I have a friend who..." + (show)
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When you're feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective. I have a friend who exercises twice a day, he reads three books a week and he has sex three times a day yet all he does is complain about how terrible it is being in prison.

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If the sex isn't related to conjugal visits, I guess I can see his point.

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "sisyphus, Yesterday was May the 4th. It is a play on words from Star Wars...."May the..." + (show)
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sisyphus, Yesterday was May the 4th. It is a play on words from Star Wars...."May the force be with you." I know. It's corny! LOL.

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Back before I permanently went on the wagon, I used to celebrate the day after "Star Wars Day" by saying, "May the 5th be with me!"

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
In reply to @kamama94 "If a cowboy is happy, does that make him a jolly rancher?" + (show)
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If a cowboy is happy, does that make him a jolly rancher?

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I don't know.
If a pirate's happy, does that make him a Jolly Roger?

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it." + (show)
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Not to brag or anything, but
I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

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A handy skill to have for pretty much any job I ever had.

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

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I would be a whole lot happier if that joke had remained Sir-reptitious.

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025
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I married a microbiologist a few decades ago. It's been one infinitesimal thing after another.

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So sorry for you that he didn't measure up in the sack.

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 12, 2025

DAD JOKE:

Why do Norway, Sweden & Finland paint barcodes on the side of their military ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | May 12, 2025

I'm gonna bulk up on steroids...I just heard there is an asteroid headed in our direction.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | May 14, 2025

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

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