How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@itchyd
I think your reaching itch.
Jake

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True story:

For those in the DFW area, I've been told that a "Dad Joke" of mine will be broadcast this Friday, May 2nd, on DFW Fox 4.

Here's what they told me:
"It will air either at the end of the 6am, 7am or the 9am newscast."

I sent them a video, but I'm not sure if they'll show it or just read the text.

If you have nothing better to do, check it out.

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@scottrl
Are you going to share it with us? Either text or video?
Link would be nice, if possible.
Jake

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