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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 20 5:45pm

Sometime during its 3-year run in the late 60s, Tommy Smothers told the following joke on a pre-Easter airing of "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour":
"Easter is when Jesus comes out of his tomb and, if he sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of Winter."

The FCC censors were not amused and CBS got a lot of blowback from the viewing public.
😀

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seabright2001 | @seabright2001 | Apr 21 9:27am
In reply to @kamama94 "How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct." + (show)
@kamama94

How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

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My grandson loved this one and also the next one.

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seabright2001 | @seabright2001 | Apr 21 9:30am
In reply to @itchyd "Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken." + (show)
@itchyd

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken.

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My grandson loved this one.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 21 10:42pm

What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?

A slow poke.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 21 10:43pm

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a skunk?

A stuckup little stinker.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 22 7:52am

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?

Drumsticks for everybody.

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Apr 24 10:06am

What aren't Koalas considered to be bears? They are marsupials. I guess they just do not meet the "koalafications". I couldn't resist. LOL.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 25 5:28am
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "What aren't Koalas considered to be bears? They are marsupials. I guess they just do not..." + (show)
@covidstinks2023

What aren't Koalas considered to be bears? They are marsupials. I guess they just do not meet the "koalafications". I couldn't resist. LOL.

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Also, what you'll frequently find at the base of a Eucalyptus tree.
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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 25 5:31am

DAD JOKE:

Last night we had Himalayan rabbit stew.

I found Himalayan in the road, yesterday.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 25 7:11pm

The other night I had the strangest dream. I was walking down a street lined with nothing but cake shops on either side.
It was oddly desserted.

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