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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 17 5:00pm
In reply to @scottrl "True story: My wife just finished a 2,500-piece jigsaw puzzle. But... she only had 2,499 pieces!..." + (show)
@scottrl

True story:

My wife just finished a 2,500-piece jigsaw puzzle.

But... she only had 2,499 pieces!

She started a search. A few minutes ago she announced, "I found the missing piece!"

I said, "Great! I just hope you can figure out where it goes. That big a puzzle, it could belong anywhere!"

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The famous jigsaw puzzle universal chip.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 17 5:03pm
In reply to @my44 "No can do. So, I guess we'll just have to suffer through your BDJs. 🤣 Anyway,..." + (show)
@my44

No can do. So, I guess we'll just have to suffer through your BDJs. 🤣

Anyway, why would you want me to submit more CBJs since you claimed they belonged in the Bad Jokers' club and rated them with all zeros? Are you just looking for opportunities to dog me? Huh? 🤔🐶

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You have a lot to learn about the art of paying people backhanded compliments, FM!
😁

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Apr 18 10:39pm

Sometimes it takes me all day
to get nothing done.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Apr 20 9:43am

How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Apr 20 9:44am

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Apr 20 9:49am

I gave my handyman a to do list of 6 jobs. He did 1, 3, and 5 on the list because he only does odd jobs.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 20 12:08pm
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@shirleyrawlins

Sometimes it takes me all day
to get nothing done.

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I think that's the general idea, Shirley.
😁

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 20 12:12pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I gave my handyman a to do list of 6 jobs. He did 1, 3, and..." + (show)
@kamama94

I gave my handyman a to do list of 6 jobs. He did 1, 3, and 5 on the list because he only does odd jobs.

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Not an even-tempered fellow, I fear.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 20 12:20pm
In reply to @kamama94 "What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled." + (show)
@kamama94

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled.

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Eggspelled for that?!

Ovum my dead body !!!
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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 20 12:24pm

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken.

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