Ah, Phil. Nothing like a casual breakfast scroll through war mutilation photos to remind us that our medically castrated, night-sweaty, libido-less, hormone-ravaged selves are actually fortunate. You're absolutely right — perspective is everything. Some people lose their limbs, and some of us just lose our testosterone, our dignity, and the will to watch another TED Talk on “Resilience.”

But we still have forks. And Netflix. So let’s all shut up and feel grateful, dammit.