How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@imallears

@jakedduck1

Oh good grief
Leanord! Hunor on the darkside! Let's hear a chocolate bunny joke unless it's gone astray....

FL Mary

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@imallears, here are three chocolate bunny jokes for you that I heard.

Therapist: What's been up lately?
Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

Why did the chocolate bunny refuse to fight?
He just didn’t have the guts.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like another chocolate bunny!

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@jakedduck1

Now I lay me down to sleep
beside my bed, a gun I keep
And if I wake and you are inside
The corners van will be your last ride
Jake

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Intruders beware!!!! You've been warned!

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@jakedduck1

Now I lay me down to sleep
beside my bed, a gun I keep
And if I wake and you are inside
The corners van will be your last ride
Jake

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I was gonna tell a coupla NRA jokes .. but I'm already in Colleen's doghouse ...

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@my44

@imallears, here are three chocolate bunny jokes for you that I heard.

Therapist: What's been up lately?
Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

Why did the chocolate bunny refuse to fight?
He just didn’t have the guts.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like another chocolate bunny!

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Congrats, FM!

Welcome to the Bad Jokers' club!

Unfortunately, the judges decisions are final.

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DAD JOKE:
My neighbor asked me if I was interested in some old batteries.

I said, "That depends. Are they free of charge?"

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DAD JOKE:

They let me go down at the orange juice factory.

My boss said I couldn't concentrate.

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I was so hungry yesterday that I ate my grandfather clock and it took almost all evening.

It was time consuming.

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I asked my psychiatrist if there was anything I could do about my fear of elevators.

She said, "Just take it one step at a time."

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DAD JOKE:

I asked my computer if it wanted to take a road trip with me.

It said, "No thanks, I don't need two hard drives."

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@itchyd

Congrats, FM!

Welcome to the Bad Jokers' club!

Unfortunately, the judges decisions are final.

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FYM,
#1. Based on your track record, you are the LAST person to judge if jokes are good or bad. You've been declared clueless in that category and crowned king 👑 of the Bad Dad Jokes. Sorry...you can't draft me into the Bad Joker's club. You have exclusivity in that one!

#2. If the jokes I posted are bad, don't blame me. I just heard them and passed them on to bring a smile to FL Mary's face...I didn't write them.

#3. I knew you would jump at the chance to jump all over jokes from me. But you know that I don't tell jokes...I laugh at them. I posted those knowing you'd tear them down. I knew you wouldn't be able to help yourself. So, as expected, you took the bait, my friend...hook, line, and sinker!

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