How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@jakedduck1

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And know it goes to school with her
Between two slices of bread.
Jake

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Mares eat oats
And does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy ( except Mary's).

Sorry to hear the tragic news, Jake.

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@scottrl

I was talking with a friend who lives in a rural area.
He told me he's trying something new this planting season.
He hires entire families. The men help him plant crops, and the women work in his nearby clothing factory.
I asked him how it's going.
He replied, "Sow sew."

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Ah so.
A so-so sow sew joke.

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@itchyd

Equally devastating to act on this realization, with righteous and ernest effort, and then have the dog eat your homework.

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Perfect response!

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SOS...SOS...SOS...SOS...

Where are you, Kamama?

Deeply needing some of your humor.

Hope you're OK.

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@shirleyrawlins

Devastating to realize that the way to finish work you don't want to do
is to just sit down & do it, and then it will be done.

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And that's no joke!
--Eatberry

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@itchyd

SOS...SOS...SOS...SOS...

Where are you, Kamama?

Deeply needing some of your humor.

Hope you're OK.

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Ditto.

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Dad Joke:

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

Don't ask me Y.

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink .. Ive been sitting in the emergency room for hours waiting to be seen.. bada dump

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@wildadabeest

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink .. Ive been sitting in the emergency room for hours waiting to be seen.. bada dump

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Wrap yourself in cloth.
It worked for Claude Rains.

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@itchyd

SOS...SOS...SOS...SOS...

Where are you, Kamama?

Deeply needing some of your humor.

Hope you're OK.

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To ER via ambulance 1st of March, transferred from local hospital to University hospital2 or 3 days later, had esophagus surgery, finally back home earlier today and can now tolerate liquids. Keep the jokes coming, plse.

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