A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. She wakes up 6 months later and asks about her baby.

"You had twins," the doctor told her, "a boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you."

"Oh, no!" exclaimed the mother. "He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"

"Denise," replied the doctor.

"Well, that's ok," the mother said. "What did he name the boy?"

"Denephew."