1. < Just Want to Talk

How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Interested in more discussions like this? Go to the Just Want to Talk Support Group.

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 2 days ago

Some people are way too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.

REPLY
kamama94 | @kamama94 | 1 day ago

Chemistry teacher: What is Barium?

Student: It's what you do after you killum.

REPLY
1 reply
kamama94 | @kamama94 | 1 day ago

During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," I said, "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger then the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

REPLY
3 replies
itchyd | @itchyd | 8 hours ago
In reply to @kamama94 "Chemistry teacher: What is Barium? Student: It's what you do after you killum." + (show)
@kamama94

Chemistry teacher: What is Barium?

Student: It's what you do after you killum.

Jump to this post

Chemistry teacher: "What is Barium?"

Student: "That's none of my Bismuth."

REPLY
1 reply
my44 | @my44 | 7 hours ago
In reply to @itchyd "Chemistry teacher: "What is Barium?" Student: "That's none of my Bismuth."" + (show)
@itchyd

Chemistry teacher: "What is Barium?"

Student: "That's none of my Bismuth."

Jump to this post

@kamama94, apparently, I'm not normal. 😧
I'll take a bed near the window, please.

REPLY
itchyd | @itchyd | 6 hours ago
In reply to @kamama94 "During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not..." + (show)
@kamama94

During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," I said, "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger then the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

Jump to this post

"Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

I'll just take the tub.
I've always preferred waterbeds.

REPLY
itchyd | @itchyd | 6 hours ago
In reply to @kamama94 "During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not..." + (show)
@kamama94

During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," I said, "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger then the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

Jump to this post

I told my doctor, "To empty the tub, you have choices.

You can use a bucket.

Or, you can use either 320 teacups or 1,280 tablespoons.

But, the cups and spoons pail by comparison."

(I'll take a bed by the door, please).

REPLY
sandy8043 | @sandy8043 | 4 hours ago
In reply to @kamama94 "During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not..." + (show)
@kamama94

During a visit to my doctors I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," I said, "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger then the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

Jump to this post

I want a private room!

REPLY
View MoreView Less
Please sign in or register to post a reply.